"Voldemort Umbridge Potter, you were named after the two worst people I know because frankly you annoy the shit out of me"
I hate how if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys she’s considered a slut, but if a guy does the exact same thing, he’s ‘gay’
Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
If music has never made you cry you’re not listening to music
even when im not laying facedown on the floor literally, i am always laying facedown on the floor figuratively. in my heart or whatever.
POPULAR BRAND “TOYS R US” CHANGES NAME TO “TOYS R U” AND FINALLY “WE R ALL PLAYTHINGS IN THE EYES OF GOD”